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Wed, Sep. 28th, 2005, 11:48 pm
feeling wrong because the days are too long

Closed Panera Bread at 10:27. I think that's a record. Got picked up at 10:45. Bollocks.

Frau Boyle's hottie husband came in to our German Culture class the other day. His accent was thicker than constipated shit. But it was pretty flippin' sweet. Even then, Scottish accents are not on the top of my list of sexy accents, a title held by Japanese and British accents. I have Chinese pride, but ugh, Chinese accents are icky.


Like sex, paintball can wait.


Speaking of shit and sex, there was a HUGE ass piece of poo in the men's bathroom the other day. We're talking 3-4" inches in diameter, and slightly longer than normal. Whomever it emerged from must have been a total fudgepacker, 'cuz DAMN. Gay bowel syndrome to the max.

This was a dirty entry. I'm sorry. I'll save the poetry and well crafted diction for a later day when I'm not so tired.
Current Mood: crazy crazy, but kinda tired
Current Music: usher - caught up
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Thu, Sep. 29th, 2005 10:04 pm (UTC)
[info]wiggywoo

oh man you always make me laugh

yea lmao michelle kept trying to get me to go look at it...no thank you :)

soo yea i really wanna do paintball. thats my random comment of the day...ill go away now :D

<3<3
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Thu, Sep. 29th, 2005 11:28 pm (UTC)
[info]hwacswim

ya, sankar was telling me about that and i thought the same thing...how was that guys ass able to stretch that far...i mean....it must have taken some work to get it to do that


its like that guy mr. k told us about, i wonder how thick his shit could get.....

this week has been going by so slow for me too, ug, school sucks, hw sucks, but i still think IA rules
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Fri, Sep. 30th, 2005 07:37 pm (UTC)
[info]whataloser1477

are you fucking kidding me that poo was the greatest shit ive ever seen! and i mean literally!

hahahahahah best day of my life right there.
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